Friday, January 8, 2010

Toe Jam (2011)

In the world of inspiring sports movies... there is only one winner: the underdog.

Coming to you from Unreal Movies, Toe Jam is the story of a MLS soccer player, down on his luck, who discovers a natural ability to play basketball by unconventional rules. After he convinces the NBA board of rulemakers to change the highly controversial "no kicking the ball" rule, he forms a new NBA team: "The Toledo Toe Jam."

The team is a ragtag group of misfits if ever you saw one. Various semi-pro players from many foot-related sports come to Toledo for the chance at the dream, the big one... fame and money.

The story progresses unpredictably through the successes of the team as they make baskets left and right, winning games and humiliating their opposition. Including one scene where all of the L.A. Lakers get kicked in the face repeatedly.

The plotline also branches off with the entrance of a young janitor, TJ, who falls in love with one of the girls with the towel who mops up the sweat off the court when the players fall over and due to the great number of scissor kick toe jams, the players fall a lot. So, there's a lot of sweat to mop up.

The movie comes to an exciting conclusion with many twists to surprise you. I won't give it away, but here's a hint: magic feet.

Look for it at a theater near you and you will not be disappointed. No amount of traffic will keep me away from this jam! The thrills are sure to excite the senses and leave you with a five star feeling.